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Tuesday
30Jun2009

SINCE WHEN DID THROWING CHEETOS AT SOMEONE BECOME A CRIME?

 Recently a couple in Tennessee (James Earl Taylor - 40, Mary S. Childers - 44) were arrested by the Bedford County Sheriff for getting into what the Sheriff described as a "verbal altercation" at the couple's home. That's really not a big deal, couples fight all the time, especially when the economy is struggling and people have no money. Sometimes, unfortunately things can become violent and the police are needed to make sure no one gets killed and the person doing the physical assault goes to jail. I'm all for that!

 What I found a little odd about the story was that during the verbal exchange, some how Cheetos became the weapon of choice. Maybe I'm missing something, but if your arguing with someone... what will throwing a Cheeto do? First, you know there will be no damage done to the person physically, the very best you could hope for is a Cheeto in the eyeball! Second, at the very least you may be able to get some orange Cheeto dust on the clothing that the person is wearing, especially if the person is wearing white. Also, one should keep in mind, when you start throwing snack foods at the one your mad at... the person could then easily pick-up the tossed Cheetos laying around and start eating! Now your feeding the enemy with your Cheetos! Big mistake.

 The big joke isn't the Cheeto assault though, it's the fact they were arrested for it! Here's a couple who have decided to clean up cheese dust all over the house instead of beating the CRAP out of each other!The couple made what I would call a smart decision... and they were arrested for it. Most people throw a vase, grab the frying pan, put their foot through the t.v., all this couple did was reach for a bag of Cheetos. Are they really a pair of hardened criminals that needed to be arrested, thrown in jail, and forced to post bail of $250 each to get out? I don't think so! The couple was later charged with domestic assault.... to me that's NUTS! I think the Sheriff's in Bedford County have proven themselves to be complete idiots with the way they handled this case. I thought the state was backwards enough for allowing people to marry their 1st cousin, but getting arrested for throwing Cheetos at someone is criminal in itself!

 

source: aol news

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Reader Comments (5)

shut up! <throws a pretzel>

June 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterporcus

I like Cheetos!! :o

June 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJames

I like Pringles....

July 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterIvan

How fucking ridiculous!! My weapon of choice is peanut M&M's.

July 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAliengirl

A "Cheesy Poof" in the eye could be debilitating!!

July 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRiverdune

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