




"He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face."
- Benjamin Franklin
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."
- Joe Walsh
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it."
- Lou Holtz
Cast Your Vote

"I can't get no respect."
- Rodney Dangerfield
More Things to Gr!pe About
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andy Rooney
Daily Horoscope

"THE FRENCH COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND ALWAYS."
- NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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"Rock 'n Roll: The most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear."
- Frank Sinatra


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